Welcome to Gimme A Buck, where you (the one with money) give me (the broke one) money out of the kindness of your heart. Gasp, you think, what is this deranged child thinking? Well, it all started in the back seat of my dad's '94 Buick. We were at a red light, and there on the median stood a man with a sign that read "Ice Cold Drinks Free With Reasonable Donation." So, a buck fifty and 12 sweet ounces of Dr. Pepper later, I got to thinking, I wonder if people would give me money for no good reason. Lo and behold, you have reached the very location where you have the privelege of gratuitously donating money to me. Heck, its a good cause. Perhaps your great uncle Wilbert died and left you his estate. Perhaps you are a lawyer with cash burning holes in your pocket. Perhaps you have 50 cents left over from the vending machine at lunch. Whatever the case may be, I know you've got a little bit of money you can spare. So go ahead and get to lickin that stamp. As an added bonus, every donation (except if you send less than a dollar or so) gets you a special spot on the famed Wall of Philanthropy. It would be a great way to advertise! Don't fall for those people begging for money, offering nothing in return. Fall for me, the one hwho will put you on the Wall of Philanthropy, among other things. Check out the "What do I get?" page for more details. So go ahead an give. I promise I won't spend the money on candy. Just click on that "Send me money" link to your left. You can put on your next resume that you are a philanthropist. Thank you! |
Cash Counter-O-Matic $25.00 received as of 3/28/02 |
Copyright 2001, Jeremy Jones. |
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